RT @mikeal: Developers: Native is more powerful and will always be better. Also Developers: Writing a Desktop app is too hard so I'm going…

Sometimes I mess around with making slappers
Took this little dude out for a lunch ride in Clementine #classicboat #woodenboat

Sounds like they sing "summer love makes me feel alright, these are the grilled cheese of my life" during the choru… https://t.co/mKZ4u6jL0F

I love waking up to a hot cup of "Te ✅ ple offee roasters" @templecoffee

RT @tenderlove: They should make a celebrity #blockchain that uses a Heath Ledger

I've been plotting on one of these Woodies for six years now. Today, I pulled the trigger. #centuryresorter #classicboat
Welp. Here's her new owners. Bye bye econobox

RT @bbatsov: Crystalball (https://t.co/AXNEWS9adP) selects a minimal subset of your RSpec test suite which should be run to ensure your cha…

RT @paparoach: To Iranian President Rouhani: LOSING MY SIGHT, LOSING MY MIND, WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I’M FINE, NOTHING’S ALRIGHT, NOTH…

RT @IronSkullet: Some information on my Popwave playlist and how I define the style and choose music for the list. #popwave #synthwave #re…

Obligatory Cloud Gate photo.

100° with zero percent humidity? Handled. 74° with 94%? Dying. Dead.

Tame Impala
Made it!

RT @niftierideology: Haskell is very simple. Everything is composed of Functads which are themselves a Tormund of Gurmoids, usually defined…

RT @deliberatecoder: I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commer…

@Dark_Mark4 @K_Langelier Thank you! Much appreciated

@typeoneerror Crickets are tasty when prepped correctly, otherwise they taste like stale popcorn. I'm for it too!

Welp. There it is. Give them money and they'll mindlessly puppet whatever you put in front of them. https://t.co/QLVPsG2qmA

Good morning, Lake Tahoe
Relaxation station for the next week!

@lycabowse He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger - Jesus

@TheMidnightLA you guys inspire me quite a bit! https://t.co/BgsO2oYiGk

I calculated wrong - sorry, I hit my head pretty hard. Here's the full scoop: Admitted through emergency entrance,… https://t.co/Y8vyxeuVCw

In case anyone was wondering, in Mexico, a couple of stitches and a prescription of amoxicillin costs $12 USD